kristin has been a bad kristin
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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