Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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