yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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