At least make sure they are 18
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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