Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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