all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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