sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
