no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
