What did we do last night that was yellow?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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