White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
