So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I fill condoms, not promises.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
