I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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