...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I AM VODKA MAN
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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