Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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