hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
