Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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