just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
