it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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