I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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