Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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