That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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