She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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