If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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