Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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