dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
