Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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