It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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