So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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