What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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