I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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