Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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