does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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