Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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