The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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