would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
