is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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