Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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