in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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