SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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