I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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