Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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