he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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