When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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