And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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