Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize
