The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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