It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you would pick up someone in the library
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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