Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Randomize