I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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