Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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