just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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