Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do vagina's smell?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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