hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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