i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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