I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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