Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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