You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i came on her dog
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
